I have a haiku:

This blog is pointless.
Intellectually barren.
Therefore; Go Away.

The End.

I think it's very brilliant. I shall add it onto my layout of dustbin..ness.

I would like to take a few moments to expound upon my all-consuming h8 4 ppl whu typ3 lyk d1s, but I fear my brain shall implode upon itself before long. :D

Blogs are one's personal spots on the internet -- I'm extremely aware of that. Who really gives much of a damn if you babble on like someone who missed the grammar bus on the way to English school, innit? Well, the very special people you call your 'readers' do. Because I'm not going to be very apologetic if I don't read your entries when they hurt my eyes and brain and god-knows-what-else.

I'm not a fan of Singlish-slanging on the internet. l33tspeak on its own is taxing enough, really.

Every time you masturbate ignore grammar & spelling, God kills a kitten and a puppy and a good-looking member of the opposite sex. :D